probably one of the best no’s in the history of musicals
#YOU SASSY MOTHERFUCKERS #THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS JUST A SASSOFF #’IT MEANS YOU GET YOUR YELLOW TICKET OF LEAVE. LIKE COME THE FUCK ON VALJEAN YOU ROBBED A FUCKING HOUSE’ #’OH MY GOD. THAT WAS ONE TIME JAVERT. I BROKE A WINDOWPANE.’ #’HONEY YOU ARE A THIEF’ #’I STOLE A FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD IT’S NOT LIKE I STOLE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE OR SOME SHIT’ #’AND I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE WE WERE FUCKING STARVING’ #’DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK HONEY YOU WILL STARVE AGAIN UNTIL YOU LEARN THE MEANING OF THE FUCKING LAW’ #’I KNOW THE MEANING OF THOSE NINETEEN FUCKING YEARS YOU DOUCHEBAG’ #’DON’T EVEN TRY YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO BE IN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS AND THEN SOMEBODY TRIED TO ESCAPE’ #’SO YOU KNOW WHAT 24601—’ #’MY NAME ASSHOLE IS JEAN VALJEAN’ #’W/E BITCH I’M JAVERT’ #’YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT NAME VALJEAN HONEY DON’T U FORGET ABOUT ME…….’ #’2 4 6 0 1’ *SNAPS FINGERS FIVE TIMES*
I tired to scroll past this, I really did.
one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”